Just so you know...

I've started a blog. I have no idea why. I seem to recall a solemn vow, involving a lot of pigs blood and such, that I would never stoop so low. I guess that just goes to show how trustworthy I am. Ah well. Just so whoever cares (read: nobody) knows, this is just me rambling about whatever I want to ramble about. I know it's completely public, and I don't care who or what reads this. However, I like uncertainty in some aspects of life, so I don't want anyone to post comments for this, if they would. I want to never know if anyone but me is reading this blog.

Knowing the internet, somebody who reads this is going to take that as a challenge and post a ton of comments. Or even just one. Let me tell that person, if they collapse the waveform of my blog anonymity, I will stop posting forever.

Well, probably not. We all know how trustworthy I am about things that don't matter. At the very least, I will cease to post for however the hell long I feel like. In all likelihood this situation will never come to pass, and if I stop posting it will most likely be because I'm too damn lazy to keep up a blog.

But anyways, I have this weird fantasy of somehow getting a ton of devoted readers who eagerly await my next post. It would be the logical next step in taking over the world. (Step one, get out of bed).

So yeah, letting you know I've started a blog, and managing to ramble incoherently for several paragraphs while doing so. Am I awesome or what?

Anarchronism